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Helloooo are you still active on here?
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The restaurant I'm at gives us bendy straws and I am unreasonably happy about this

I'm just here to say that Shakespeare pretty much made sex jokes in the first 30 lines of Romeo and Juliet and I think I know why it was banned from my school.

I'm so smart y'all.
          
          My English teacher wants us to write a multi-scene story for an assignment and I didn't want to do it so I just copy and paste one of my unpublished chapters and made it school-friendly
          
          I'm so smart.

You just lost the game 

Hey, y'all!
          
          So, I'm not sure when I'll get another chapter of anything out. My motivation to write what already exists is plummeting and I have so many more stories I want to write but I know I'll never finish them... so yeah. 
          
          If you ever wonder why I haven't updated in a while, it's because I have 0 motivation to write ever

Just a little rant here... 
          
          I'm tired of all the Omegaverse AUs like come ooooooonnnnn. I get that some people like them I'm just...they make me uncomfy. I also don't understand them. Like what is the au? How does the world work? What does it all mean? 
          
          But anyways. you do you. I don't really care I just want to read rare ships and not have them all be ABO, Hanahaki, or Harem related

Y'all know that one Meme that's like "the first thing gen-Z does when they get hot by a car would be to pull out the group chat" we'll that actually happened. 
          
          My friend was biking and was like 6 miles away from her home and she texted us saying "guess who just got hit by a car" and I swear my soul left my body but she's okay. She isn't hurt and stuff but still 

Someone: how fast can you read? 
          
          Me: I've read smutty Wattpad fanfics while my mom was dying my hair 
          
          Someone: dear god-

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE 
          
          I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH! 
          
          
          LOVE IS LOVE AND YOU ARE VALID AS FUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKK 
          
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