It's 1:38 am and I'm in my awesome bed writing about myself on some website that is super-duper addictive while everyone at home is sleeping. Or at least I think they are. They could probably be doing the exact same thing that I'm doing. 



Things you need to keep in mind about me are:



• Life, also known as my iPod on which I do everything, is the best thing that has ever happened to me. 



 • I'm random. I'm really, really random. 



• I be cool.  



• I be hot. 



• I be everything you're not. 



 • I can be very stalker-ish if I want to. Seriously. My friend once sent me a photo of some really hot guy and said that she saw him on a poster in Benetton or something so I went on Google and found his name. In 3 minutes total. 



 • My shoe size and my mother's shoe size and my Grandma's shoe size and my cousin's shoe size and her mother's shoe size is the same. Awesome right?



 • I do illegal stuff. An example is that I joined Wattpad when I was only 12. And unless you want to be arrested, you're supposed to be at least 13 to join Wattpad. So, yeah, I'm bad-ass. 



That's it for tonight, folks. See you in hell! 



Oh my God, it's 2:01 am. That's how long it took me to write this stuff?



Message me any time you want because, honestly, I have nothing to do with my life. Ask my friends. And it's always good to talk to new people. Unless they are creeps. Do not message me if you are a creep.