Wizard <3

Hi. How are you today?

It's not just my wattpad that's tainted right?
          Like. Only 3 or 4 of my recommendations are actually stuff I can read. The rest is pay to read.
          I clicked onto a story to find similar stories. It was all pay to reads. I check a few others and I can no longer find stories I want that way :,)

My Gremlin ass is back bitches!
          Yeeeah. I never left. Just felt like saying that
          
          
          So. Tw murder.
          
          
          Anywho. Me and my dad talked about murder for an hour today. Great father son bonding
          
          Not murdering someone isn't the hard part. It's stopping at just 1 victim.
          
          Yeah my dad said his girlfriends friends think he's a serial killer. 
          We joked about killing people together.

I, have, a bruised rib from coughing

*Clears throat*
          I absolutely fucking hate it when people call imagines oneshots! I just wanna fucking read some oneshots but they're all imagines!
          And they don't even tell you what it fucking is in the description! 
          Thank you for coming to my TED talk

Anyone else unable to go see NWH and super upset about it? Cuz I am

I just realized I can see these announcements

HAWKEYE IS HERE MY LITTLE GEMLINS! 
          I'm just finishing episode right now and it is absolutely amazing! They've finally touched on Clint being deaf!
          So far I've thought tons of tge things Kate has said:^

Posting more than once in the same week. Nooooo. Not at all.

Yall may get annoyed with so many announcements but...
          You're all my siblings and I need to know your genders and pronouns.
          I am Trans masc and I use He/They