lol. my dear... i think that maybe turnips might me the devils vegetable, because quite frankly, they take too long too cook and you basically have to brutally torture them to get them soft enough to eat. Its like at the beginning god made the turnip and he said " this isn't right" "well Ill bury it and they wont find it." and then my aunt dug it up and brought it to my house for thanksgiving dinner.@SocksandSweatpants@SocksandSweatpants