@Werewolf46121
If anyone insults you, tell me and I'll have a 6 hour speech ready.
If anyone hurts you, let me show the how hard I punch.
If anyone touches you in a way that make you uncomfortable, I'll scare them out of you life.
If anyone is egging you into suicide, talk to me so I can make sure you're ok, and let me at them!
If anyone has bad intentions with you, tell me, and I'll make them sorry.
And most importantly...
Renfield falling down the stairs as Dracula does the worm shirtless, blasting 80s music. Boom.