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THE LATEST CHAPTER IS UP SORRY IF IT'S KIND OF SHORT I HOPE IT DOESN'T DISAPPOINT!
          - jamie

Jamie here: back on this acc after so long!!! sorry I got caught up with schoolwork at Hogwarts (demons, ya know). about to post a new chapter soon :P Peace :Peace

Hey guys, we need to raise money for the FUC (Find the Unicorns Charity)! 
          A sum of 1 billion dollars is required to build a Unicorn Radar to detect the last of this beautiful species and another billion dollars is needed to build a sanctuary. We’ve teamed up with the FUC to make this happen. If you follow us, 500 USD will immediately be donated! #MakeAChange #FindTheUnicorns

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