Julian

Sooooooo
          
          
          Achilles and Pat were veeeeery close friends, huh? ...mkay.

The guy leading my country rn is not only a total failure in his attempts to manage the Covid-19 crisis, he's also an entitled ass who apparently believes marriage is supposed to be a privilege for hetero relationships.
          
          In his own words, kinda: "a same-sex relationship will never be like the relationship of a man and a woman, no matter how much it wants to look like one, it will never be the original"
          
          Excuse me sir I don't think anyone wants to be like The Straights ™

MY MUM HAS A QUEEN ALBUM CD
          
          I repeat.
          
          SHE'S HAD A QUEEN ALBUM CD IN HER CAR THE WHOLE TIME AND FAILED TO MENTION IT
          
          I'M GOING TO KILL HER OR KISS HER I DON'T KNOW YET

Me, reading the scene where Patroclus stands in for Achilles: no you idiot don't got ther- WHAT DID ACHILLES SAY! LOOK NOW YOU'RE DEAD GODS HAVE MERCY ON ME WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS BOY THINKING

I have found that I am Very Stressed for the majority of the week.

MAMAAAAAAAAA

I hate being held because that like ew no let me out of this prison, but there's my other part that loves to hold & hug everyone and it always goes like "protecc"

Dra-gon. Not lizard.

omg is not 'oh my god'
          omg is 'oh my gay'

I'm worldbuilding like crazy but the story probably won't get written. Like, 1 chapter maybe