Alright, I shall attempt to make my 'about me' unshort and sweet. Here goes:

This is not my main account. On my other account, I have other stories and other fans, but on this one I want to just for one story. I made this account for the simple purpose of publishing my masterpiece story, 'The Secret Desires of a Gifted Child.'

This might amuse you, but it probably won't. I'm actually 'Gifted'; I'm in an incredibly special, elite program for 'exceptional' children.

No, it's not the 'gifted and talented' program, or whatever you have in the United States. I live in another country, but I'd rather not reveal which one. It's quite a famous, well-liked country, so don't think I live in some small, un-heard of country in the midst of Africa.

Anyway, the reason I love my story so (and I hope you do, too!) is because it is a true story. I am not joking; almost every single little detail, down to the last tid-bit about Lucille being sick of ginger-bread cookies and wrinkly skirts or Jane having Lego-obsessed cats, is true. I have changed all the names, of course, because if anyone were to find out my identity, I would most likely be in trouble.

So, that's all I have to say. I shan't reveal who I am, not to anyone. Also, I won't 'like' or 'fan' my other account, just so no one can guess who I am (also, I consider that cheating).

Also, the reason why my name is "WhalesForTheWin" isn't because I like fat people, or because I'm trying to be 'funny' or 'unique'. It's because do like whales, and all their barnacles and such, because why not. They aren't fuzzy or cuddly, but they are pretty cool in their own unique way.

Basically, I just kind of wanted to raise awareness for whales - they are, after all, highly endangered. So if you do like my book, then please contemplate trying to help in the teensiest way possible, because whales ARE wondrous creatures (behind the barnacles). I know it's what you always hear, but every bit counts.