WhatThisButtonDo_

See yallzers later, I'm taking a mental health break
          	Bye bye
          	-TTITWTS

WhatThisButtonDo_

HELLO! I'm bored and I want a Wattpad family. I already have six parents (dad father, mum mother, mom, dutch parental figure) but none of them have Wattpad (exept for father, @boppy2442) so if you would like to take the role of a parent, I will happily accept a few more. I used to have 2 children but one I killed and the other one I thought was dead but really was kidnapped by my unknown uncle (?). if a child is what you wish to be, I will adopt up to 47 1/2 and no more. I already have 5 siblings and will probably bully you if you wish to be so. I am cheating on my beautiful husband with two other (maybe people). Animals will be treated with care and patience, but no dogs, cats, or bunnies.
          
          With love,
          -TTITWTS

YourNewTherapist

@WhatThisButtonDo_ Aunty Peggy, or Aunty Peggles 
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WhatThisButtonDo_

@That0neHamiltonFan yes but auntie what? for example i have an aunt AMY
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YourNewTherapist

@WhatThisButtonDo_ aunties fine, but I don’t really care 
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WhatThisButtonDo_

after years and years and YEARS of waiting...
          I FINALLY HAVE MY OWN ROOM!
          any ideas for decor and stuff?

WhatThisButtonDo_

@chinstrap_penguin my mind went somewhere it shouldn't... ANYWAY HI
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chinstrap_penguin

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@WhatThisButtonDo_ im so happy for you :) i just finished a huge project which helped clear my mind a bit and release some stress. whatever they put in the water at my school must be some heavy shit lol.
            
            
            JK THERES NOTHING IN OUR WATER
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WhatThisButtonDo_

@chinstrap_penguin better then I used to! I finally (almost) feel like I can talk to people without being sarcastic/dark XD
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WhatThisButtonDo_

PEOPLES
          I NEED AN IDEA FOR A FAKE AD FOR A PROJECT
          PLEASE HELP 
          (Nothing innaprops or not school appropriate plzzzz)

WhatThisButtonDo_

side effects include
            -choking
            -loss of oxygen
            -loss of blood
            -exessive sweating
            -and death!
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chinstrap_penguin

@WhatThisButtonDo_ lol I would ha e done something dumb asf like a towel rack :)
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WhatThisButtonDo_

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Go follow the people who made my life worth living <33333
          
          @boppy2442 Thank you for the endless stories and cute rants you go on
          
          @Eztli_Void and
          @Enni_withoutaName Thank you for bringing me to the bright and happy place I am in today
          
          
          To anyone reading this...
          YOU ARE SO FUCKING LOVED <33333

boppy2442

@WhatThisButtonDo_  woah the emojis I typed are gone</3
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boppy2442

@WhatThisButtonDo_ UM WE NEED TO TALK ABT UR DESCRIPTION
            Y DOES IT SAY TAKEN
            WHO THE BLOODY HELL ARE U DATING 
            U CANNOT DATE SOMEONE WITHOUT MY BLESSING U FOOLISH CHILD
            
            
            …
            
            Wait I’m an idiot ik who it is‍♀️
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WhatThisButtonDo_

Fellow LGBTQ+ Christian peoples out there, I FOUND A REALLY AMAZING BOOK FOR YOU!!!!! Its called Queerfully and Wonderfully Made, and I TOTALLY reccomend it!  
          
          Here's the Amazon description (and link at bottom)
          
          Are you LGBTQ+? Not sure? Whether you're queer or questioning, understanding sexuality and gender identity can be confusing. And if you're a Christian, questions of identity can be even scarier. Is there something wrong with you? Will your friends accept you? When should you tell your family? What about church?
          
          Queerfully and Wonderfully Made: A Guide for LGBTQ+ Christian Teens has answers to all these questions and more. You'll get insight and support from an amazing group of LGBTQ+ professionals, as well as testimonies from young adult queer Christians who've recently been exactly where you are. You'll walk away with a lot of answers, prepared with tools to help. But most importantly, you'll hear the good news: God loves you exactly as you are. No matter your identity or where in your journey of self-discovery you find yourself, you got this.
          
          Link:
          https://www.amazon.com/Queerfully-Wonderfully-Made-Christian-Guides/dp/1506465242
          
          :D

WhatThisButtonDo_

AYUP.
          
          I'm starting a religion.
          I don't have a name for it yet.
          I need one more person for it to become official.
          Anyone can join.
          Thank you @Stressed-Bean for being the first to join.
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          This is purely for entertainment purposes and me messing around at 3:40 in the morning. (Don't take this seriously)

WhatThisButtonDo_

@_The_Unnamed_Watcher ima be honest, how could I say no to you ;)
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