What the deuce

To all my followers, Wattpad won't let me log in so this is my main from this point onward.

....Hey it's been a while I just want to know how your doing

I sometimes really question why my grandmother is still trying to be in my life.
          
          - She's a narcissist
          
          - Claims she never cheated on Grandpa Don (she DID)
          
          - She's self-centered
          
          - Says she doesn't have much money when she and her third husband go out to eat several times a week, go on a cruise almost every summer, go to Vegas once a year, and frequently buys overpriced clothes at Talbots
          
          - Gets pissed when I call her son my half uncle (because he is)
          
          - Treats everyone around her like their feelings don't matter more than her own
          
          - Destroyed every photograph of my mom's biological father except for his mugshots and acted as if he never existed
          
          - Is rude to Grandma Sandy for no reason (Don's second wife)
          
          - Didn't show any reaction when my mom came home from work crying in 2016 because she had gotten a call at work from Grandma Sandy that Don had died the night before
          
          - Hates my mom's tattoo commemorating grandpa Don's memory
          
          - Talks down to everyone and acts like she's royalty
          
          - Says I barely do anything in the house after she knew I was taking up more housework with my sisters still being in school
          
          - Hated my cat because she was black
          
          - Thinks every pitbull is evil and bred for fighting and should die
          
          - Threatened the neighbor's cat for coming onto the front porch
          
          And the list goes on... and on... and on...

wanna do Halloween rp

IT'S OCTOBER BITCHES
          
          WHERE MY FELLOW WITCHES AT?
          
          IT'S OUR MONTH, BOYS AND GIRLS!

I forgot to tell you but my pms are broken, srry, if there is another way we can rp that'll be great! thanks! :)

Hmm according to wattpad you were my first follower so thank you so much!

{Chronological Order of Holly's FOB Passion}
          
          5 year old me: *hears an old song by them* I think I really like this person.
          
          My mom: They're a band, honey.
          
          My "dad": It's a phase. She'll be over it in a week.
          
          ~ Time jump ~
          
          10 year old me: *sobbing* MY BABIES BROKE UP! FALL OUT BOY IS AS GOOD AS DEAD!
          
          My "dad": They're just a band. It happens all the time.
          
          Me: Shut up, Brian! You said it was just a phase! Here we are, give years later!
          
          ~ Time jump ~
          
          13 year old me: *hears a song from Save Rock & Roll* YES! MOM! THEY'RE BACK! FALL OUT BOY GOT BACK TOGETHER!
          
          My "dad": *left us in June*
          
          ~ Time jump ~
          
          17 year old me (almost 18): Mom, they're coming to Orlando in September. Can we go?
          
          Mom: Maybe. I'm taking your sisters to Sunrise to see Harry. It'll depend on the prices.
          
          Me: *sighs, think we won't go* Okay...
          
          ~ Time jump ~
          
          18 year old me: *working on the computer*
          
          Mom: How much do you love me?
          
          Me: What? *confused* Uhhh.... a lot. Why?
          
          Mom: *hands me her phone* We're gonna be in E-row. Seats 1 and 2.
          
          Me: *looks at map* *looks at title* OH MY GOD MOM. REALLY!?
          
          Mom: Yes. I did something with your sisters, it was only fair and I know you don't like Harry much.
          
          Me: *screams*
          
          ~ Time jump ~
          
          19 year old me: *jamming out to Uma Thurman with best friends Zelle and Emily on the way to lunch*

My sister has a bed but I just woke up at 4am to find she's passed out on the couch. Tf?

{Once, in a distance universe far away, Holly was an employee at chik-fil-a...}
          
          *sees board*
          
          *sees letters*
          
          *sees grabber thing*
          
          *writes homophobic chicken on board*
          
          *gets fired*
          
          I REGRET NOTHING!!!