Hello, my humble subjects, I am the most magnificent Tumia the third from a long line of McHowfenje. My family is known for our brilliant minds and superiority over everyone else, and I am of the most purest blood. 

Well, at least that's what my egotistical Siamese twin says. Personally, monarchy is overrated and anarchy is FAB. Idk but I don't really see how O+ is 'the most purest blood' (sic). 

Anyway, please read my stories if you have the time.