Whats_His_Face

I just noticed, my account has been up for 2 years...

Caiyawa

Wow, you're on wattpad again!

Caiyawa

@Caiyawa ohhhhh I totttaaalllyyy believe you.
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Whats_His_Face

@Caiyawa What sarcasm??? There's no sarcasm here...
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Caiyawa

@Caiyawa wow that sarcasm tho
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Caiyawa

Tiny Tim
          Hello my dear friends! 
          Well, here I am on record at last.
          And it feels so wonderful to be here with you on my first album.
          
          I'm so happy!
          Aha! Happy go lucky me!
          I just go my way, 
          Living everyday!
          
          I don't worry!
          Worrying don't agree,
          Things that bother you, 
          Never bother me!
          
          Things that bother you, 
          Never bother me
          I feel happy and fine!
          AHA!
          Living in the sunlight,
          Loving in the moonlight
          Having a wonderful time!
          
          Haven't got a lot,
          I don't need a lot
          Coffee's only a dime
          Living in the sunlight,
          Loving in the moonlight,
          Having a wonderful time!
          
          Just take it from me,
          I'm just as free as any daughter
          I do what I like, 
          Just what I like,
          And how I love it!
          
          I'm right here to stay
          When I'm old and gray,
          I'll be right in my prime!
          Living in the sunlight,
          Loving in the moonlight,
          Having a wonderful time!
          
          Just take it from me,
          I'm just as free as any daughter.
          I do what I like,
          Just what I like,
          And how I love it!
          
          I'm right here to stay,
          When I'm old and gray,
          I'll be right in my prime,
          Living in the sunlight,
          Loving in the moonlight,
          Having a wonderful time!
          
          Oh! Isn't this a lovely band!
          And what a thrill it is to have them play for me

Caiyawa

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Caiyawa

Here's some spam!:
          Shel Silverstein
          (1930 - 1999)
          One Inch Tall
          If you were only one inch tall, you'd ride a worm to school.
          The teardrop of a crying ant would be your swimming pool.
          A crumb of cake would be a feast
          And last you seven days at least,
          A flea would be a frightening beast
          If you were one inch tall.
          
          If you were only one inch tall, you'd walk beneath the door,
          And it would take about a month to get down to the store.
          A bit of fluff would be your bed,
          You'd swing upon a spider's thread,
          And wear a thimble on your head
          If you were one inch tall.
          
          You'd surf across the kitchen sink upon a stick of gum.
          You couldn't hug your mama, you'd just have to hug her thumb.
          You'd run from people's feet in fright,
          To move a pen would take all night,
          (This poem took fourteen years to write--
          'Cause I'm just one inch tall).
          
          
          Shel Silverstein
          (1930 - 1999)
          Whatif
          Last night, while I lay thinking here,
          some Whatifs crawled inside my ear
          and pranced and partied all night long
          and sang their same old Whatif song:
          Whatif I'm dumb in school?
          Whatif they've closed the swimming pool?
          Whatif I get beat up?
          Whatif there's poison in my cup?
          Whatif I start to cry?
          Whatif I get sick and die?
          Whatif I flunk that test?
          Whatif green hair grows on my chest?
          Whatif nobody likes me?
          Whatif a bolt of lightning strikes me?
          Whatif I don't grow talle?
          Whatif my head starts getting smaller?
          Whatif the fish won't bite?
          Whatif the wind tears up my kite?
          Whatif they start a war?
          Whatif my parents get divorced?
          Whatif the bus is late?
          Whatif my teeth don't grow in straight?
          Whatif I tear my pants?
          Whatif I never learn to dance?
          Everything seems well, and then
          the nighttime Whatifs strike again!