I'm an Aspiring Author. My characters are my friends, my books are my life. If you wanted to talk to me, you'd have to peel the novel from my cold, dead hands. I chat with my villains over a spot of tea. I duel for the remote with my heroes. And all my dudes are hotties, just so you know. I'm ready to accept any quest, battle any enemy, and live any adventure, as long as my characters are beside me. 

My name's Whimsy. And I
READ,
WRITE,
REPEAT.