Whippytippy

54% of Georgians when a pro-Russian party that literally showed the Georgian map  without Abkhazia and South Ossetia 

Whippytippy

54% of Georgia after meatreading Georgian Dream party because they will get free potatoes if they vote for them
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Whippytippy

How do you confess someone without it being weird

daughterunderground

@Whippytippy act natural and do what you please! be it a note or a conversation, do whatever makes you comfortable, and make sure this is the person you'd want to confess to! :)
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Whippytippy

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daughterunderground

@Whippytippy date idea: you, me, cheesecake factory after dark. we order only the most calorie dense, disgustingly heavy food and eat until we are so bloated we can barely move uwu. then, we take a whole cheesecake with us to the parking lot and dance with her in our underwear until we've dropped her so many times she's covered in dirt and rocks. then, we bring her home and eat her, then see where the night takes us.
            bonus: you can pop my back pimples. this could end in true love, buddy.
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Whippytippy

@daughterunderground Bro is NOT   pip pirrup ᴘɪᴘ ᴘɪʀʀᴜᴘ             ⓟⓘⓟ  ⓟⓘⓡⓡⓤⓟ       pip pirrup         p̑̈ȋ̈p̑̈ p̑̈ȋ̈ȓ̈ȓ̈ȗ̈p̑̈ p̆̈ĭ̈p̆̈ p̆̈ĭ̈r̆̈r̆̈ŭ̈p̆̈ ᩏỉᩏ ᩏỉꪹꪹꪊᩏ (p)(i)(p) (p)(i)(r)(r)(u)(p) p̥ͦi̥ͦp̥ͦ p̥ͦi̥ͦr̥ͦr̥ͦu̥ͦp̥ͦ p̬̂î̬r̬̂r̬̂û̬p̬̂ ₱ł₱ ₱łⱤⱤɄ₱ ριρ ριяяυρ ριρ ριɾɾυρ   p͒i͒p͒ p͒i͒r͒r͒u͒p͒ p҇i҇p҇ p҇i҇r҇r҇u҇p҇ p͓̽i͓̽p͓̽ p͓̽i͓̽r͓̽r͓̽u͓̽p͓̽ p͎i͎p͎ p͎i͎r͎r͎u͎p͎ p̟i̟p̟ p̟i̟r̟r̟u̟p̟ ṗi̇ṗ ṗi̇rṙu̇ṗ ṖḭṖ ṖḭṙṙṳṖ p̶i̶p̶ p̶i̶r̶r̶u̶p̶ p᩶i᩶p᩶ p᩶i᩶r᩶r᩶u᩶p᩶ pࠥiࠥpࠥ pࠥiࠥrࠥrࠥuࠥpࠥ p̾i̾p̾ p̾i̾r̾r̾u̾p̾ p͆i͆p͆ p͆i͆r͆r͆u͆p͆ p⨳i⨳p p⨳i⨳r⨳r⨳u⨳p⨳ ⅈ ⅈ 『p』『i』『p』 『p』『i』『r』『r』『u』『p』【p】【i】【p】【p】【i】【r】【r】【u】【p】p♥i♥p♥ p♥i♥r♥r♥u♥p♥ p⋆i⋆p⋆ p⋆i⋆r⋆r⋆u⋆p⋆ ᑭIᑭ ᑭIᖇᖇᑌᑭ ≋p≋i≋p p≋i≋r≋r≋u≋p p̳i̳p̳ p̳i̳r̳r̳u̳p̳ p̲i̲p̲ p̲ir̲r̲u̲p̲ p̷i̷p̷ p̷i̷r̷r̷u̷p̷ p̴i̴p
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Whippytippy

***2 months later after Reo's pregnancy***
          
          
             All the suicide squad members are invited and they are all very excited. 
          Xinka: I'm the gay cousin and I think that it's a girl
          Bimble: I'm the freaky uncle and I think it's a buggati.
          Kawasaki: I'm Estripper and I think it's an alien.
          Ryuzaki: I'm a pedophile and I groom kids.
          Reo: I'm the father mother and I think it's a boy.
          Andrew: I'm the father and I think it's a boy.
          
          **3 minutes later**
          
          
          We all hear some sounds and Ali says: 3... 2... 1....
          And a pink buggati appears. 
          Reo and Andrew happily hug eachother and all of them congratulated them.
          
          **7 months later**
          
          We hear some screaming and whining, turns out it's Reo and he shouts: „Help me... I'm birthing“, as Andrew hears that, he calls 911 and says: „my beautiful husband is birthing, please help...“
          As Reo keeps pushing and farting, they arrive at the hospital.
          Out of the hospital some whines and screams can be heard, and the baby is finally born. They were all happy. The end.

Whippytippy

@silly_lacey Hey pal!, listen friendo, when I saw your message, I immediately started touching myself, hope I can touch you next. Over and out!
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silly_lacey

@Whippytippy alright buddy those cheeks are getting clapped TONIGHT 
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