@Whippytippy date idea: you, me, cheesecake factory after dark. we order only the most calorie dense, disgustingly heavy food and eat until we are so bloated we can barely move uwu. then, we take a whole cheesecake with us to the parking lot and dance with her in our underwear until we've dropped her so many times she's covered in dirt and rocks. then, we bring her home and eat her, then see where the night takes us.
bonus: you can pop my back pimples. this could end in true love, buddy.