• Since I've been spectacularly cockblocked by Belzebuub, I might as well get back to my search for some real estate. •

| I stayed, but you didn't. |

π Yes. Vomiting blood down each other's throats totally counts as a kiss. Very romantic. π

∅ Nobody has a purpose
Nobody belongs to anywhere
Everybody's gonna die
Come watch the TV ∅

≈ "What are you in for?"
"Everything." ≈

‰ I'm ready to feel compassionate! ‰

‹‹ Is... Is that a baby? ››
‹‹ Yes, and it has nothing to do with you except everything. ››

@ Dipper would. @

± Idir brí is idir muir, tá mé idir ghra... ±

# Pssh, ghost doesn't exist. You die, and then you're faced with eternal nothingness. It's going to be great. #

₱ What's scary is how much I want to kill myself right now. ₱

= Cut out? I run this flippin' camp. =

_ "Welcome to camp, asshole." _

¢ But now you've given me no other choice but to stab you, like some commoner! ¢

{ "Once, in this spot, there was a confy house. The girl who lived here befriended a giant."
"Then I guess she learned her lesson."
"Not really. The odds are, she'd do it again." }

+ We are the newest members of the broken hearts club, and we all kinda hate it but it's easier than love.+

Ó You know what's crazy? Every decision we've made has led up to this moment. Ò

// Unbelievable. When your powers combine... you are somehow even more stupid than the sum of your stupids. //

,,, Body in the abyss, but heart in paradise. ,,,

! That famous weirdo, the laughingstock of the three realms, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince from the legends, he he he -- he f*cking ascended to godhood again! !

~ I'm not interested in being rebirthed, thank you. I'm still recovering from being birthed the first time. ~

8 Everyday is everyday. 8
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WhiteJuli WhiteJuli Jul 28, 2018 08:45PM
Non è bellissimo quando tuo padre ti costringe a guardare un film e Wattpad mi da' problemi a pubblicare una one-shot? Ecco, porca Hylia. 
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