I'm just your average crumpet eating, tea drinking, British author. I'm one of the few on this website with aspirations other than to satisfy horny teenage girls. My aspirations in life are to someday get a book published.

Name: Lachlan

Age: 16

Likes:
Anime
Sleeping
Gaming
Writing
Killing myself

Dislikes:
People
Having little time to do things
Myself
Living
Suddenly getting emo as shit and seemingly taking the joke too far.

Pronouns:
He, it, they

Favourite word:
Rankles. Don't even ask why.

Reasons to live:
N/A

Reasons to die:
Too many to write.

Lachie Quotes: 'My will to live is a lot like my waifu: I want it, but it doesn't exist.'

I make suicide jokes too much.

If your offended easily, I'm not the guy for you.
If your religious, read above.

Favourite music:
Get Set Go (Hipster af)
Newton Faulkner
The Hoosiers
Nickelback (It's a joke, calm down)

I have youtube, if you really care (you don't), I'm called Probably Unintentional.

Favourite quote I didn't write: On suicide, 'Why race to the end when the end is coming to you?' - Onision

May follow back, but not if you only write fanfics or romance. Sorry, I don't like reading that shit, which may seem hypocritical considering I may write/have written (depending on when you read this) one.

I'm known not to finish the things I start, so don't get too attached to  my books. Hell, why would you? They're meh at best with too much dialogue.

I always have multiple projects going on at once, so expect either a LOT of things going up on here, or not very many at all.