Jayde Melody Harris

I just sneezed so hard I hit my head against a wall. :/

I burned myself seven times with a glue gun today. SEVEN. 
          WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF

STORY TIME
          I BOUGHT SOME REALLY GOOD PASTA. 
          I HEATED IT UP
          AND I DROPPED THE FRICKING PASTA ON THE GROUND
          AND THEN I PUT WHAT I COULD SALVAGE ON A PAPER PLATE
          AND THEN I F-ING DROPPED THE PLATE. 
          FML

GUYS IM ALIVE
          I JUST POSTED A NEW CHAPTER ON THE NEW AND IMPROVED AVENGERS
          THERE SHOULD BE MORE COMING YOUR WAY
          YAY HOLIDAY BREAK

Wow! 200 followers! Thanks so much!

Well, America is doomed. I'll see you in four years when we vote in a more competent president. 
          

I was Google for Halloween. 

My sister just accused me of BURNING water... 
          .___.

So I was in my kitchen, making mac and cheese, and I started to dance around with my wooden spoon. I was jolted out of my weird dance when boiling water spilled everywhere and I made a mess. 

I SWEAR THE "Insert thumb to open" MAC AND CHEESE PACKAGES ARE LIKE SATAN IN  A BOX