Heya! I've been a writer since I was about six, and I wrote the epic novel; 'Bob goes to prison and his monster friends save him' (the seminal masterpiece which will be included in next year's AQA English Lit syllabus)

I use my work to map out the world around me, whilst using that same information to build my own. I want you to be gripped by the reality you've chosen to engage with, so that it might pull you in far enough to feel like home, even if only for a moment. 

My older works are not my favourites, I don't think they're reflective of the joy I feel when writing now, but if you like them, more power to you. Doesn't mean I'll finish them. >:)

Now stop reading this shit, and read my other shit. Though preferably not the stuff I wrote when I was twelve.

-The following section of the bio remains unchanged for the sake of historical preservation-

There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

'Be proud of your place in the cosmos. It is small, and yet it is. 

How unlikely!
How fantastic!
And stupid. And excellent.'
-Cecil Gershwin Palmer.


'Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, at least you'll fall among the stars. Or suffocate in space, I suppose.'
-Danny Gonzalez.

'I can do this all day.'
-Steve Rogers

My full name is Y/N M/N L/N.
But you can just call me Y/N.
Or Y/N/N if you prefer.

I am a particularly loquacious and verbose logophile

My pronouns are She/Her.

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