Heyyyyy, it’s the smexy @PuppyLuv01 doing this sexy mofo’s bio, since he’s too lazy to do it himself. ;3

So first things first. If you dare hurt him in any way, I won’t hesitate to shove a chainsaw up your ass. So if you value your ability to sit, I’d suggest that you don’t hurt him. *creeper stare* 0:) 

And now that that’s settled….moving on to the other important details! ;3

His name….I think it should be fairly obvious, if not, get glasses. :P
His age….let’s just say he’s old enough to legally have sex….not that being illegal ever stopped him. ;)
His sexuality….he’s totes gay. He loves them smexy lap dances and male strippers. ;D Haha, nah, jokes. He’s 110% straight…that’s what he says, anyways. o.o
Single? Taken? I’ll tell you when that becomes your business. :) :*
He’s a lazy ass….so expect it to be a few centuries before he replies to his messages. ;D
He’s amazing…he’ll always make you smile and feel better. : ) <3
He thinks Papa Johns pizza is the best….like what? *smh* He has issues, poor child. xD
He plays soccer…..so hot, right? ;)
Ladies, if I were you, I’d watch out…he likes to think that he has charms, so don’t let his flirting get to you. ;D
He’s my Casanova. :’) But only mine. Call him that and I’ll rip you apart. v_v
Seriously, guys….he’s amazing. He really, really is, so make sure you rape that sexy follow button, because you definitely won’t regret it, okay? : ) <3

And with that being said…hopefully he won’t kill me for this, if he does, it was nice knowing you all. O.O 
@PuppyLuv01 –his favorite, muahahaha-is out. ;3



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