Tate for short, here's my profile I guess...

*Roller skating into room* hello my dudes I haven't showered or brushed my teeth in a week, I haven't had a feeling for 3 months and I have daily suicidal thoughts but it's cool lmao, who wants to hear some jokes about constant existential despair.

Smol bean is so smol and he does the smOL sCREAM. Frank Iero is going to be the death of me.

I run on coffee, chaos, and cuss words.

Self-deprecation is my middle name

We are differently broken, semi-functional, rusted-out love machines.

https://youtu.be/KCOTvwWbCrQ

please, call me smitty, mr. werbenjagermanjensen was my father.

One bullet is a lifetime supply

I'm alive, but only ironically.

F is for friends who don't talk to you
U is for Ur alone
N is for never having any plans at all, so you just sit at home.

my wife is the biggest weeb in the universe
🏳️‍🌈see Han, this is where you are in my bio🏳️‍🌈

Stab wound? You mean extra pocket.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I wanna kill myself
Blink-182

If you wanna kill yourself clap your hands 👏🏻 👏🏻
If you wanna kill yourself clap your hands 👏🏻 👏🏻
If you wanna kill yourself, curl up and die, if you wanna kill yourself clap your hands 👏🏻 👏🏻

Ravioli ravioli, toaster in the bathioli
Rest in spaghetti, never forgetti

*casually makes a scene*

Get pranked Ali