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I'm always like that one person, who like, I mean when I get begged for spoilers, I will take the most outrageous without context part of a book and tell them about it only to say I told you so when they're done.

I just hate it in stories when the guy has brown hair and blue eyes becausey mind will just autocorrect it to Tom Hiddleston and then I can't be mad at him for anything.

On Wattpad only do I look at people my age and treat them like children.

Do you ever just get bored and then go look at the jokes posted by yourself and laugh?

Half of the things that I dislike aren't actually things that I dislike but just things that I want to dislike.

We had a test today and this extract from 'After Blenheim' by Robert Southey came and I was freaking unprepared. The first question asked what the war was about and I legit didn't know. So I literally wrote down: 'Very few knew however it was a very famous victory..' I'm going to hear an earful about this later.

You know when you're just innocently watching some Chicago Ed and some troll mentions some dude called the 'jar squatter' and you check it out and now you're in a white room diagnosed with PTSD?

You know the horror you feel when you read this ridiculously good book on Wattpad and then you log in again only to realize your stupid ass didn't add it to your library?

Hey thanks for the comments and votes! They were funny, I love it (:

Today for career counseling our teacher told us to write our desirable careers down. I wrote troll on mine.