Sarge The Rant King

I hate to say it, but my family is officially fucking braindead, they think the corona vaccine is gonna fuckin kill you because of the vaccine not being on tv commercials, which is so goddamn retarded it's painful to watch.

I got corona so I'm stuck at home being bored as shit.

So my dumbass knocked 2 motherfuckers out while I was gone, and got my ass beat from my grandma. So I'm 5'11, just turned thirteen, and I'm in eighth grade right, and I'm on the bus on the way home from school, which I was in a shitty mood about going home anyway, cuz my uncle's a cocksucker, and this fat fuck stands up in the middle of this busted ass bus, and starts dancing for no fuckin reason. He's in the same grade as me, fat as fuck, and he's about to turn fourteen, also he's 5'7. I'm at the front of the bus, he's at the back, and I'm already in a shitty mood, and people are telling him to sit the fuck down, and I'm sitting next to my friend elyna, so I said "Fuck it" walked to the back of the bus, and drop kicked his ass backwards, so he dropped and smashed his head into the floor of the bus. The other guy was one of my friends, and I just felt like fuckin with him, so I smacked the back of his head so damn hard that his body fuckin folded, and he ate shit in the pavement. And then I got home and got my ass spit roasted from my grandma.

THE HELL ARE YA?

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So christmas is rounding the corner, and I've got some games i'm hyped about getting, so right now I've got on a list, Dark souls I Remastered, Dark souls II (not three cuz I already have it), Nioh 1, Nioh 2, and God of war 2018, cuz my god of war disk scratched so I haven't been able to play it since 2019, and what you might notice, is that these games, are known to have some of the hardest bosses, of all fucking time, dark souls I you've got ornstein and smough, they'll rim out your asshole faster than you can say harder daddy, you've got fuckin artorius as well, in Nioh 1 the first enemy beats your ass so hard that it's considered a fucking boss, and nioh 2 has 65  bosses, everyone of em hard as fuck, and then god of war has literally the hardest boss of the past decade, the valkyrie queen, and I'm so hyped up to get my ass cheeks clapped by every single one of these games, but goddamn the wait is unbearable, holy shit. Also, once again tiktok showing that it is the shit stain of humanity, there's this thing called devious licks, where you steal school toilets and sinks and shit, for no goddamn reason, there is not a worse fucking time to be a high schooler than right now, goddamn.

Man u good?

So, I don't use TikTok very often, mostly cuz it's filled with twelve year olds spreading their ass in a shitty dance, and because I fucking hate cosplayers, and the worst out of all of them being my hero academia stans. The amount of times my lunch that I had eaten hours ago has ended up on my t-shirt, isn't measurable by numbers, and it's all because of these fucking psychopath cosplayers, I've kinda distanced myself from the mha fandom, mostly cuz the show's been dog shit, and the fans are rabid, but the taste of shit in my mouth when I watch a cosplay video, has made me want to talk about it. I really doubt that their parents (if they have em, I dunno if they do, cuz I don't have mine, and I don't wanna offend someone) are proud of this shit, passing spit with someone in a weird red and white wig, while you're in a green one, they're just fucking weird, like do something productive, mow a fucking lawn, wash your bathroom, punt an annoying preschooler, get a girlfriend, fuck your girlfriend, fuck your step sister, fuck your step brother if you're into dudes, and if you're a chick I doubt you'd fuck us dudes willingly, just do anything but what you're doing now, that being doing weird fuckin cosplay, GIVE A TWEEKER A BLOW JOB, DO ANYTHING EXCEPT COSPLAY AS TODOROKI GIVING IZUKU AN OVER THE PANTS HAND-JOB. The cosplay community has just really been rubbing my nutsack the wrong way for the past few days, and that's about it, see ya.

Summer school just finished, and two of my friends that are chicks tried to dress up and act like me and my guy friends for the last day (there's like 10 or eleven of us, in our group that went to summer school and they're the only two chicks, besides one) and failed miserably, they described me as that one dude that's just fuckin chill and never really gives two fucks what happens, and always looks stoned, even if they haven't came in contact with weed for that entire day, pretty good description of me, unless somebody's being a dumbass then I'll give a shit, and knock them the fuck out for being a retard, so they tried to do that, and they sounded like a 1980's aerobic workout video, you'd find better acting in a fucking dhar mann video, holy shit. Also my soon to be eighth grade teacher is a fucking anti-masker, every year they need to do a yearly anti-mask arresting ceremony where they behead anti-maskers for being dumbass brain dead limp dicks.