I walk around like everything is fine. But deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
|19|●|Bilingual (English and French)|●|Proud African-American|●|Washington D.C. native♡|●|College Student|●|Came out of my mom's vagina on April 8th🎂|●|Zero shits given|
Weird fact: I named my phone Reggie 📱
Also, please follow my girls
@StalkerAtYourWindow
and @head-of-lettuce cuz they're amazing!
People that give me life:
♡Jhené Aiko (my main hoe)
♡Ciara (my secret crush)
♡Drake (my papí)
♡Miley Cyrus (my best friend)
♡Demi Lovato (my sister)
♡August Alsina (my husband)
♡Michelle Obama (my mom)
♡Ariana Grande (my queen)
♡Future (my bro)
♡André 3000 (my dad)
♡Sam Smith (my baby)
♡ Rae Sremmurd (my squaaad)
♡Ellen Degeneres (my step-mom)
♡Kehlani (she's bad af)
♡Remy Ma (Love & Hip Hop queen)
♡J. Cole (my best guy friend)
♡PARTYNEXTDOOR (my other husband)
♡Alicia Keys (my beautiful role model)
♡Miguel (baeee af)
♡Eminem (my step-dad)
♡The Weeknd (my king)
♡Beyoncé (my gurl)
♡Migos (my other squaaad)
♡Lil Wayne (my step-bro)
♡Travis Scott (my antidote)
♡Rihanna (my other sister)
♡Bryson Tiller (my other-other husband)
AND SO MANY MORE THAT I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE TYPING
#kidsofimmigrants
"The anus is the window of the butt."
-Gene Belcher (Bob's Burgers)
"Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The kind of smelly smell that smells...smelly."
-Eugene Krabs (SpongeBob SquarePants)
"I like long walks on the beach, big dicks, and fried chicken."
- The fabulous RuPaul (RuPaul's Drag Race)
"The four R's my friend: Reduce, Reuse, Recycle, Rihanna."
-Ilana Glazer (Broad City)
"Make. It. Werk."
-Tim Gunn (Project Runway)
"If we see any mermaids, I'm gonna ask them where their mergina's are."
-Tina Belcher (Bob's Burgers)
I'm Luke Skywalking on these haters ✌🏾
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Wiffle_Sniffle
Nov 11, 2017 03:08PM
Everyone can we have a moment of silence because I just ran over a squirrel with my dad's car. I named it Tim. R.I.P. Tim. You lived a good life #foreverinourheartsView all Conversations