"ɪғ ɪ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ, ɪ sʜᴀʟʟ ɢɪᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴡʜɪsᴛʟᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ sᴜᴅᴅᴇɴʟʏ ᴄʜᴏᴋᴇs ɪɴᴛᴏ sɪʟᴇɴᴄᴇ."

Hey, the name's William, Will will do though. :D 
I generally write trash stories to do with friends, but you never know. I may actually try something decent for once and make a novel... you never know! 

But, I highly doubt it.