Will: Hello people of the world! Will di Angelo, son of Apollo here with a new....Jess what are you?

Jess: Supreme Lord of Solangelo.

Will: *gives Jess a funny look* anyway... the other...Supreme lord of Solangelo now shares this account with Jess...

Jess: Fuck yeh cuse I'm awesome!

Will: Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Jess: *mumbles something about sons of Apollos and how they'll pay in the next fanfic*

Will: anyway. If you care about me, read the fanfics both from the first and second supreme Lord of Solangelo. If you care about Jess visit her other account @_the_midnight_hour
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Me: *taps mic* Is this on?
Nico: Patrick you are typing.
Me: Shut up Nico. 
Nico: *death stares at me* 
Me: Anyways, I am Patrick Star, totally legit starfish. Nah, but I wish. I'm a high functioning sociapath, a hunter (bish plebs I have the same sleep schedule and self esteem as mah boys anyways) I ship Jawnlock, Destiel, Sabriel, Solangelo, Clintasha, Percabeth, Troyler and Phan. (They LIVE together.) My fandoms are: PJO/HOO, SuperWhoLock, Avengers, Phandom, and other thingies. Bands are: FOB, MCR (If you love them let them go.) P!ATD, A Great Big World, PTX, The Beatles... And I can dig Elvis. I'm FTM and fagulous as fuck.

And I sign off every chapter with this bullshit thingy:

Kisses,

Satan, (Insert Stupid comment here) Lord of Feels.