Hello!

Call me Helen(a), the not-quite beautiful, not-yet princess, of not-at-all Troy. I love to read, and as you have assumed, write. The art of story-telling lives on!

As you may have noted from my picture, I love rats. And cats. (And maybe timelords, but are they animals?)

Besides the not-so interesting story of my life (which I will spare you), I have absolutely nothing else to say.

Go read something else, then. You can leave.

I'll stop rambling.