Good afternoon gals and gents, and of course all other forms of being! My name is Willow Warflashe and welcome to the show!

Ahem! Sorry about that. This is actually my show, Willow. Sorry. Your microphone must be dead. Anyways im Alice I try to write but i have a bad problem with procrastination! i update stories VERY slow! so if i say "i should update in ___ amount of time" assume i'm lying because i am most deffinently full of bu-

Sorry about that folks. It seems Alice is having some... technical difficulties. So i will take her place until further notice!