My hair looks like glimmers from she-ra🌜🔫

Nah it actually looks more like luz noceda's

I think I'm 5'3 but I have no idea 

I'm a Scorpio but I'm as calm as a libra (that's a lie)

My dad's white mom's black so that makes me a zebra

I just want to not exist on this god dang it planet

I am pretty Christian so a friend called me Janet 

I want to jump off a plane but I hope I don't land it

Yelling makes me annoyed so I tell them to can it

(Also yes, Puerto Rico is NOT in Mexico. Look at a godamn map. And NO. I am NOT Cuban. I am Puerto Rican.)