Callie is fat and ugly and school starts Monday. Her mother Michelle is about to have a baby, and won't tell anyone who the father is. The reality TV show that Michelle and her "boyfriend" were supposed to be contestants on has been cancelled. So how will Callie save her mother, the baby, and even the TV show and find her way to a slim, happy future? Well, she has a plan that is as outrageous as it is brilliant, as amazing as it is dangerous, but it just might work. What if she is the one who had the baby?