Saving People. Hunting Things. The Family Business.

I wish to become Queen Bitch, Zaddy!

Oh, that was rude. Let me introduce myself. My name is Dean Winchester. I'm an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach and frisky women. And I did not kill anyone.

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"I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot." 
"MySpace, what the hell is that? Seriously, is that like, some sort of porn site?" 
"Dude, you full-on had a girl inside you for like a whole week. That's pretty naughty"
"Snow White? I saw that movie. The porn version anyway. There was this wicked Stepmother. Woo, she was wicked."
"I lost my shoe." 
: "Yeah right. Nice guess. It wasn't a guess. Right, you're a mind reader. Cut it out Sam. Sam! You think you're being funny but you're being really, really childish. Sam Winchester wears make-up. Sam Winchester cries his way through sex. Sam Winchesters keeps a ruler by the bed and every morning when he wakes up ... OK, enough!" 
"I'd like to think it's because of my perky nipples." 
"Dude, you're confusing reality with porn again."
"There are two things I know for certain. One: Bert and Ernie are gay. Two: you are not gonna die a virgin, not on my watch." 
"This isn't funny, Dean. The voice says I'm almost out of minutes!"
"Son of a bitch!" 
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I write short stories and imagines/preferences for Supernatural.