I lost my decade-old account on this platform 'cause I don't remember the password for the login... but I'm back: more mature, stronger, and more burnt out than ever before!

Four important rules, and listen very carefully 'cause this is a full package, so take it or leave it:  

1) Please be patient with me, English isn't my first language, sooo if I make mistakes, feel free to correct me.  If something isn't clear, just ask.  

2) If you're a bot, move along, like seriously, respect my single life, it's already complicated enough without a pile of 0's and 1's trying to flirt with me... *Sigh*  

3) I write whatever I want, whenever I want, especially when insomnia drops by like those relatives NOBODY wants to see at Christmas.  

4) And last but not least if you're here to lecture me with racist, homophobic, or otherwise rights-trampling nonsense... sorry, pal, but the higway to hell for the assholes is down the hall, on the right. Thanks and have a nice day <3  

I don't promise consistency, I don't promise coherence. The only thing I can promise is this: if I'm writing, it's because I'm not sleeping... again.