I've decided to call anyone who makes the decision to follow me and take the time to read my stories a Pizza Roll. Because, 1. I love pizza rolls just like every one of you, 2. Pizza rolls are awesome, like you guys, and 3. While there are only a few of you guys, everyone knows you can't just eat "a few" pizza rolls. No, when you eat pizza rolls, you make a plate of about five... then put about five more plates of five pizza rolls in. I know that the pizza roll family will grow. Anyway, hope you have a great evening (Or morning, afternoon, and whatever kind of time zone you live in).