Irish: "We really love potatoes!"
Mexicans: "We're known for tacos."
French: "We make really good baguettes"
Chinese: "We make literally everything that is shipped to anywhere,"
Japanese: "We are so creative, and we made anime."
Australians: "We're just kind of there- but we're cool,"
Africans: *takes a deep breath* "GOD BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA-"
Russians: "This money belongs to me now-"
English: "The Queen Shall Never Die,"
British: *face palm* "I just wanted my tea-"
"America?"
Americans: "We constantly are in political chaos and some new shitty disaster happens hourly. The majority of our people have insomnia, depression, anxiety, or are just generally brainless fearful idiots. Where to laugh away your deteriorating mental health with jokes! This is America~"
Canadians: "Those damn motherfucking Americans-"