I'm an Absurdist, Satirist, and Humor contemporary Wattpad author.

I made Short stories, novels, and sometimes I'm doing anything but writing a web novel.

Books published:
• Si Dazai ay Isang Duwag
• Ang Paa kong abstract
• Insomnia Impromptu
• Black Snow
• Story of a stoner's first succubus experience
• Be a dad and go get milk at 4 am

Abandoned/Hiatus:
• Homage
• The jestful life of Bugoy at ni may-akda
• Colorless human

Ongoing:
• Fly Little dove (ITHINKOFODDOREVEN series #1)

Series I made so far:
• ITHINKOFODDOREVEN

In case you're reading this, here's my piece of advice. In order to lived, you must live. You must live without looking for a non-existing thing such as meaning. Rather than monologuing about life is meaningless, how about pay those damn bills, you dweeb.
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  • JoinedNovember 26, 2024



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No More Room In Purgatory by WirdongPayaso
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Homage by WirdongPayaso
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