Halo everyone!
So we are Wise Girl and Seaweed Brain, and we were thinking how we should start an account to talk about our messed up lives and laugh our asses off. Im Wise Girl and Imma do a pretty accurate description of us.
Wise Girl: Im a medium sized dirty blonde and honey colored eyed (?) teenager. Im a Senior Smartass, I love annoying Seaweed Brain to no end, Im a FaNgIrL of course, I love reading and writing, I can be awkward, and I hate cheesiness.
Seaweed Brain: he is as tall as fuck (seriously it annoys me) he has shit brown hair and poop eyes. He beleives he is the king of the world, he thinks his jokes are funny (haha they arent) he loves reading, he can be as cheesy as Disney and he can be an annoying sarcastic smartass.
Hope you like what we write!!! Thanks for reading! Peace out bitches!!
And now is the true description of seaweed brain(written by himself not from that smartass wise girl): I'm tall, seriously handsome like Zac Efron handsome, I'm the funniest thing alive like withought me Wise Girl would die, I have got seriously beutiful eyes(way better than Wise Girl's eyes) AND I BELIEVE THAT I'M DA BEST I RULE AND THAT MISS. SMARTASS IS AN ASSHOLE.
^^^WG: Haha sure, whatever you say big guy
Read if you want to laugh of our really messed up lives. GOODBYE MY BEAUTIFUL READERS AND MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR
- JoinedDecember 13, 2014
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