Wish-You-Were-Dead
I know I don’t post much but funny story?
So I jokingly asked my teacher, Mr. Grounds, if he knew where I lived. He replied, “Oh, yeah.”
And I was like, “Wtf”
And he said, “I’ve been inside your house before.”
“YOU WHAT?! When where you in my house?!? Why were you-?!”
“At your brother’s graduation party. I saw you. I’m pretty sure I even talked to you.”
“I guess your not a very rememberable person. . . Sorry?”
*1 minute later *
“Did you touch my dog?”
“No. . . I pet your dog.”
Wish-You-Were-Dead
I then preceded to say, “You remind me of Tony Stark.”
Him “Thank you?”
Me “I mean, if you were poor.”
Him “There we go.”