Yello, shout out to my lovelies.
This is an anonymous account...
that means
you'll never find out who this is.
Suspenseful?
Exactly.
I hope you like my stories.
At least, when they actually come up.
If you have a good story, I'll fan you.
If you fan me, I'll fan you.
If you pick me as a random victim and ask me if I'll fan you, 
don't expect anything. 
Please.

I'm not fluffy and pink.
I'm not dark and shady.
I'm not crazy and poppy.
I'm not gangster and rapster.

I'm me.

The artistic genius.
The one who wrote that article in your school newspaper,
who painted that painting you voted for in the art contest last week,
who played that piano piece at your school dance last year,
who read the Harry Potter series in 3rd grade,
and the Twilight series in 4th grade,
who made friends with your best friends,
who you will meet in the future and wish you'd met me so much earlier. 
<3