anonymous egg

as some of you know i have switched accounts to @anonymous_egg . my reasoning is because i keep getting emails an shit and i'm scared that my parents will find out, watt is my only source of communication anymore. i can't afford to lose this. however if i come back to this account it will only be to finish an ongoing book or to make an announcement. thank you for your time.

Crusty Sean is best waifu. fight me.

You will buy my wares!  I am selling CRAM  A CRAM I am selling multiple crams, many different flavours, yes, yes! I am selling Raspberry Cram, Berry Cram, VERY Berry Cram  Ah, it's a little mushy substance you put in between your gums, it's not dip though, don't think it's dip Would you like some Cram? ONLY TWENTY GOLD COINS for ONE BUCKET OF CRAM I sell them by the bucket You will receive Cram upon paying me 20 gold coins! I don't have any gold coins... PAY the gold coin, you will receive the RASPBERRY BERRY OR VERY BERRY CRAM Not to the MARK SALESMAN! The MARK SALESMAN! That's the opposite of Cram  You will receive Cram upon paying me 20 gold coins…  You will buy the CRAM. I recommend the VERY BERRY CRAM. It is like the Berry Cram but VERY  The only swords I have are made of CRAM! If laid in the sun for about a fortnight, it will be hard as steel! CRAM SWORD. CRAM SWORD Receive Cram Sword I am selling for 50 gold coins  HARDER THAN STEEL! I-- I have some Cram I have laid out for a fortnight pryviously!  The question confuses me… CRAM  Hmm?  I am from the sky... I... know all things and I only see with Cram  I lost my eyes thousands of years ago, and I replaced them with eyeballs made of Cram that were laid in the sun for a fortnight! NUH CRAM--

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Stupid heart. Lovin' people an shit.

god fuck i want a goth ihop,  femboy hooters, and a tomboy outback so fucking bad like just fucking give it to us literally everyone of the face of the planet of the earth wants them, even the ones who don't know it yet. just fucking give them to us.

i guess falkor (from the never ending story) is in a thing for spotify... it's called Tabaco! it just came up in an add, i didn't have time to take a screen shot of it but it still just... i'm shookith-

i want to know, who is your babi/bby, they can be real or fake, but who is the most innocent and pure person on this earth or whatever that you would steal someone's kneecaps for?

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife! That's right; he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out, and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was (imitating Shadow) "THIS BIG" (regular voice) and I said "that's disgusting"! So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick! It's the size of this walnut, except WAY smaller! And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! (Eggman makes explosion sounds with his mouth) That's right, baby! Tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher! I'm pissing on the MOOOOOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA!? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DRRROPLLLETS hit the fucking Earth! Now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

is anyone else doing research on Elizabeth Báthory for literally NO reason at all other than your getting back into real life murder stories?