This is a secret account. Therefore, you may not know my name. All that is to be known of the mysterious presence behind the computer screen is that they enjoy a comic called Big Nate. They will write fanfiction for it, seeing as there is essentially none. They will write Gravity Falls fanfiction, Over the Garden Wall fanfiction, and creepy, strange original stories that will be, more often than not, about murder. (Never fear, though--they are not a criminal, nor a criminal-to-be.) Thanks to all who have read this, or a story.
Fare thee well, to those living on the web ways, moving sideways, and last but not least singing it till their last days. 
Fare thee well, dancers.