soleil xd

woah we died

the eye liner is popping but the mental health is dropping

NOW. MY BABY @EDSHEERANCRUSTYNAILS CHEATED ON ME WITH @flamingofanlolz123
          
          My heart cant take this damage anymore
          
          That's it *shoots myself in the head

*violently thrusts hips while singing the Macarena

My little bundle of joy and life @edsheerancrustynails has cheated on me with @flamingofanlolz123
          
          I don’t understand this baby, my hear Han not take so much damage from you @edsheerancrustynails, please explain yourself or we’re DONE

FUCK YOU @sillygoosewithaknife
          *detonates 2300 kg of military grade C4 while the Mexican cartel searches the street for you
          
          *twerks violently*

@EDSHEERANCRUSTYNAILS WAS MY LOVER, MY WORLD, MY SECOND HALF
          
          And guess what
          
          @sillygoosewithaknife TOOK THEM AWAY FROM ME
          
          I WILL GET REVENGE ON YOU SILLYGOOSEWITHAKNIFE
          
          
          But edsheerancrustynails even though I am disappointed with you, you will always be my kitten whiskers

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