I was with these guys a couple days back when they asked me a question, they asked
"ate, anong tawag kapag crush ka ng crush mo?"
Of course I thought they were serious, so I answered
"edi crush n'yo ang isa't-isa."
But then I realized something. Why would they ask me a question like that so out of the blue? So when they asked me to repeat what I said, I told them
"Tanungin mo sya. Alam nya yung sagot."
When I asked them, you know what they told me?
"Imagination"
Them: Laughing their asses off
Me: MIND BLOWN