First of all I've been married three times. The first was to a dwarf named Happy who had lived with his brothers but then he ran off to live with another woman, and all because she was a princess. I was heartbroken and I thought I'd never love again. The second was to a very tall elf named Buddy who decided to go to New York to find his father, but fell in love with another woman and married her before moving back to the North Pole with her and their baby girl. The third time I ended up marrying a centaur who is fairly well known for training half bloods and we've been happily together for six years. (I'm still waiting for him to run off like the last two but he seams pretty happy with me and our little daughter Elise.) ironically enough I have loved horseback riding ever since I was a little girl. 
When I was growing up, I was a Third Culture Kid (from ages about four to about eight). Not only that but my dad was a pastor and my mom was a marriage and family therapist. My brother ended up being a boomerang child but is now doing well as a Marriott employee. 
I work for a company that buys and sells used pineapple homes. Just recently I sold one in Bikini Bottom to a delightful young sponge who works at a burger joint for a greedy krab as a boss. I recently earned a raise due to his stupidity. 
My husband and I live in a forested area close to his work as he has many pupils as of late. Luckily for me I work mostly from home. Elise is happily being trained with the other children and is quite competent with a bow, just like her father. 
Typically my diet consists of grilled chimaera, but rarity and family has me eating normal food. My favorite treat is phoenix tear milkshakes, which are especially good when you're feeling ill.  
In my spare time I enjoy reading and writing as well as spending time with my family. I love art but am not the best. I sometimes sing in the shower and though I'm told I'm quite good I refuse to believe it. Feel free to PM me