Hello! The amazing and talented Wolfie here. And yes, I am indeed a Hufflepuff. Don't underestimate the badgers; we're tougher than they think.
I've never met an aardvark I didn't like.
I love to read and I love to write, so this is a great site for me.
I like Doctor Who, Harry Potter, and lots of other stuff.
My favorite color is  and my current ambition is to conquer the State of Pennsylvania with an army of flying monkeys. I'm also working on my evil villain laugh for kicks and giggles.
Feel free to message me; I love making friends. 
Please don't feed the blonde man's ego; he's got enough self-importance as is.