Gods how stupid can one be when making a profile?
Anywhore this is a warning to any and all who come upon my profile, I swear. A lot.
Don't be frightened or anything, I wont harm you.

I don't think you really need to know about me unless we become friends, in which case I shall tell you on the spot my life story.
One more thing, as a warning... Don't ever joke about suicide, self harm or mental illnesses near me. EVER.