*Name*

Are you still alive? Did Deatheaters get you?  Are you being held captive by Percy in camp Half-blood because you ate the last cookie? You haven't been online in like 8 years or so you good?

Update unexpected please

Are you okay? 

Are you still alive
          

please update unexpected!

Hi are you there?

Hey, are you there?

Hi so you like BTS? Ummm u there?

I love your books please update them.

Unexpected book please update it  love it