Badgers unite!

I am surrounded by a group of utter idiots who are making me want to hit myself in the face with a chainsaw.

Hey. Hey,  you. Alana. I know you're reading this, because you follow my account to spy on me. You know the notepad full of short stories that you stole, ripped up and shoved in the school paper shredder? Yeah, those were a whole six months of writing. Six months of writing to escape my hated reality. Gone. Boom. Just like that. You really have no idea how much I hate you, do you?

@WordNibbler it's okay, I can wait. For now... MUAHAHAHAHAHA 

IMPORTANT MESSAGE:
          For the next two or so weeks I'm going to have very limited wifi access so most likely there won't be more than one or two updates. Just thought I'd give you a heads-up.

OK, so, I have quite a bit of time on my hands and almost nothing to do, so there's  finally going to be some updates.

Arh. Just... just argh. I graciously allowed my younger brother to read my precious copy of Half-Blood Prince. I didn't see it for a week. Today he gave it back to me. THE FRONT COVER WAS TORN OFF, THE ENTIRE BOOK WAS RIPPED IN HALF AND THE ENTIRE LAST CHAPTER IS MISSING. If I don't update for a while  I'm probably in Azkaban for murder.

Confession time: 
          I've become addicted to headcanons.
          Someone save me.