Hola! I don't actually speak Spanish but hola is just so much more fun. I don't really know what to write here stop judging me. I can sense you judging me!

Yes, you.

Ummm... let's try a little harder.

I like Marvel.
I like writing.
Yay me.

Oo! Oh I got one!

I like art.
I drew my profile picture.
Also yay me.

Now that I think about it that really as nothing to do with Wattpad.

I should probably shut up now.

But do you really want me to stop?

I think we've really bonded here.
I feel a special connection.

No one's ever gonna read this.
I don't know why I'm here.

Maybe one day I'll be famous and someone will be like "By the way! Look at this! She had a whirlwind of a one sided conversation on Wattpad when she was 14!!"

And then I'll lose all my friends.

And I'll end up sitting in a dumpster somewhere sharing my meals with stray cats.

Long story short because I'm writing this I'm destined to become a cat lady.

So how's your day going?

*silence

That good huh?

*silence

Will anyone ever answer me?

*crickets chirp

Will I ever get any notes?

*tumbleweed rolls into view 

Are dinosaurs neon pink?

*silence becomes awkward

Good talk.

Well, this was a wonderful waste of time, let's go again...

HA! 

You thought I was going to continue saying stupid things?!

YOU THOUGHT WRONG!!

...you'll have to read my stories for that...