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ahem...
So my friend -coughing : @ThirstyTwiceStan - had has or will have this guy as a boyfriend
but we were in kids class church-y god stuff
so they couldn't hold hands bc the seats were 6 ft. apart and they couldn't really do anything
so they stretch their legs, and put their feet on one another
and now it has been dubbed, by my big brain, as FOOT FUCKING
you got,
face fucking,
fucking,
cuddling,
AND FOOT FUCKING YEA!!!