Hello! You all are awesome!

❝There are approximately 1,563,234 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a hardcover Dragonslayer book.❞ 
-Alexander Hamilton (changed a bit)

" I hate when people come to my house and ask 'Do you have a bathroom?' No, we pee in the yard." -Unknown

Sperm whales in the Caribbean have a different accent than other whales in the ocean.
If you start in Argentina, you could theoretically "dig a hole to China."
There are more LEGO mini-figures in existence than actual people on earth.
The average person will spend six months of their life waiting for red lights to turn green.
Before he became president, Abraham Lincoln was an elite wrestling champion. In 300 matches, he only lost one.
A Great Dane named Juliana peed on an incendiary bomb during World War II, earning her a Blue Cross Medal!
Snakes can help predict earthquakes. They can sense a coming earthquake from 75 miles away, up to five days before it happens.
In Switzerland, it is illegal to own just one guinea pig. You need at least two.
A strawberry is not an actual berry, but a banana is.
March 3 is known as "What if Cats and Dogs Had Opposable Thumbs Day".
In California, you can get a ticket if you're driving too slow.
The fear of vegetables is called Lachanophobia.
There is a town in India called Santa Claus.
In America, it is a federal crime to use your roommate or friend's Netflix account.
Indian religion states that children should marry their cousins, but only if their cousins are their aunt's children, not their uncle's. 
Selfies now cause more deaths than shark attacks.
Dogs can be allergic to humans.
The U.S. government gave Indiana University $1 million to study memes.
No only child has been a U.S. President.
It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
There are more French restaurants in New York City than in Paris.

Oh wow I went reeeally deep into this thing didn't I