Writer_Phoenix

Beth, about Lily: I actually kind of lost my legs when I met her.
          	Ryder: Aw.
          	Beth: No.
          	Beth: I literally lost my leg.
          	Beth: It got cut off by a MIE officer on steroids.
          	
          	This is about the original book I'm working on. I refuse to elaborate.

Writer_Phoenix

@FutureMango it's a reverse christian
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FutureMango

@Writer_Phoenix *huffs and grumbles* well sometimes its my LEAST favourite *grumble grumble*/lh lh
          	  BUT WHADDYA MEAN IT GOT CUT OFF BY AN MIE OFFICER ON STEROIDS
          	  WHAT IS AN MIE OFFICER
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Writer_Phoenix

Beth, about Lily: I actually kind of lost my legs when I met her.
          Ryder: Aw.
          Beth: No.
          Beth: I literally lost my leg.
          Beth: It got cut off by a MIE officer on steroids.
          
          This is about the original book I'm working on. I refuse to elaborate.

Writer_Phoenix

@FutureMango it's a reverse christian
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FutureMango

@Writer_Phoenix *huffs and grumbles* well sometimes its my LEAST favourite *grumble grumble*/lh lh
            BUT WHADDYA MEAN IT GOT CUT OFF BY AN MIE OFFICER ON STEROIDS
            WHAT IS AN MIE OFFICER
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Writer_Phoenix

I HAVE DISCORD NOW MA FELLOW CREATORS
          
          username same as on here :)

Writer_Phoenix

Hey guys?? BIG IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT -- INVOLVING THE WARNING.
          
          I have been out of the loop for a while: notifs have been working weird, I'm trying to win a battle with school about being allowed to be homeschooled, and my neurodivergency diagnoses are taking far too long. But I have a lot of free time on my hands for now, so I have decided that I want to get back into publishing "The Warning".
          
          Since Inbox has been removed, there is no way to privately share Google doc links, and I've changed my email, so I've lost the docs that had all the The Warning stuff on it. (Nova, I also lost the TL docs, but I want to get back into that.)
          
          A solution for that: because of my new and improved computer, I am getting Discord. I recall that a bunch of The Warning crew also has Discord. I am going to sleep now because it is midnight, but can the gang reply and we can try to work something out together?
          
          (Also, side note: I've figured out that I am non-binary/genderfluid!! My pronouns are primarily they/them, and he/him sometimes! No she/her though unless I state it myself <3)

Xyrthyza

@FutureMango What are you actually manifesting?
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Writer_Phoenix

@FutureMango got you :) and sent an invite for The Warning server
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Writer_Phoenix

My little sister: What causes ships to sink?
          My other little sister: When other ships have a cannon.
          
          I was about to ask what they were talking about, but thEN I REALISED--

Writer_Phoenix

Ria: I just found out from Abbigail today that when Denny died and the service did the 21-gun salute at his funeral, Allister said, "They should aim at the coffin, just to be sure."

Snowleopardcheetah

@Writer_Phoenix 
            Abbigail: If this plan goes down the drain, where should we regroup?
            Saxon: The afterlife, I guess.
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Writer_Phoenix

(I mean, if it's only going after Allister... might as well be a cause for celebration.)
            
            Alec: I wrote down all the plans we shouldn’t try again.
            Kiyoshi, reading out loud: ‘Xaria tries to seduce someone, then starts crying on command.’
            Alec: It works like a charm but makes everyone uncomfortable.
            Kiyoshi: ‘Lucan improvises a breakdancing number.’ ‘Nitsuke pretends to be a school counsellor.’
            Kiyoshi:
            Kiyoshi: This just says, ‘Throw Niika at enemies like a cat’.
            Alec: Oh, no, that one works every time. Put it in the ‘to do’ pile.
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Snowleopardcheetah

@Writer_Phoenix 
            Saxon, on the phone: Galleous? I need your help! I--
            Abbigail: Is the town on fire?
            Saxon: ...No?
            Abbigail: Then it's not an emergency. *hangs up*
            Trevor: Well? What did she say? What do we do about the portal to hell in the living room?
            Tygren: Apparently, it's not an emergency.
            Allister, being strangled by a demon: HOW THE %*@#<">#">@#</a> IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY??
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Writer_Phoenix

Had a not-so-fun trans experience today.
          
          *At my grandmother's house*
          Uncle: [Deadname], come over here for the photo--
          4-year-old sister, innocently: But they're not [deadname], they're [chosen name]!
          Me, speaking over her: It's fine [sister's name], yes, I'm right there--
          
          I don't know to be amused about the fact that my baby sister nearly outed me to my extended family, or incredibly proud and overemotional that A FOUR YEAR OLD was the one to remember my chosen name and pronouns.
          
          ✨Transphobia isn't something you're born with, people!✨ It's TAUGHT! And age doesn't effect 'understanding'!

FutureMango

@Writer_Phoenix aww kudos to your baby sister
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Snowleopardcheetah

Have you seen the Impossible Minecraft series?

Writer_Phoenix

@Snowleopardcheetah i love those silly block people.
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Snowleopardcheetah

Random IM quotes
            "Joel just got killed by a craAAFTING TABLE!"
            
            "Is the rain gonna kill us too YES IT IS!"
            
            <smallishbeans was doomed to fall by shark>
            "I don't know where Joel is but he's not having a good time."
            
            "I saw people just peacefully fishing and I thought 'not on my server.'"
            
            "As an Australian, I feel like I need to know what the spiders can do."
            
            "Should we cry?"
            *ugly sobbing*
            
            "Villagers."
            "What?"
            "Villagers have chainsaws."
            "... Excuse me?"
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Writer_Phoenix

Coming home from a trip outside the UK and going directly to Chessington tomorrow.
          
          I'm. So. Tired.
          
          But I'm going to Chessington with a friend of mine I haven't seen in years who also happens to be a bi queen, so I'm not worried. The best relationships are where you can pick up where you left off like no time's passed at all.

FutureMango

hiii phoenix <333 wassup
          do u hav any tips on how to deal with a toxic friend bc i am currently struggling a bit :(

FutureMango

@Writer_Phoenix okay we are friends again
            i told her about everything and she apologised and said she'll try be a better friend and we're even closer now
            i thank thee
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